did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic
youre so funny.
youre so hot.
of course i dont hate you.
if i could ignore myself i would
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
things I can’t imagine
- someone having a crush on me
- someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
- someone getting happy because I messaged them first
- someone thinking about me, in general
- someone wondering how I am
- someone finding me attractive
- someone doing something to try and impress me
- someone asking their friend on what to say to me
- someone wanting to get to know me
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
am i in love or am i horny